Torchwood/Doctor Who Fic: A Very Bad Idea, Jack/Doctor, 1/1

Series: Mobile (a series of stand-alone stories that begin with an intergalactic phone call)
Title: A Very Bad Idea
Fandom: Torchwood/Doctor Who
Pairing: Jack/Ten main, Jack/Ianto
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,800
Series/Spoilers: Set post TW S2 finale and post DW S4 finale, but no spoilers. SPECULATION about TW S3 casting.
Summary: It was simply disgusting how otherwise intelligent and mature adult beings tended to dissolve into inarticulate simpering just because Jack Harkness deigned to smile at them.
Notes: Many thanks to this story's lovely betas: ladyra, ebonystar, newra_skylarke, 2nd_toshiko
ETA: When I wrote this I hadn't gotten the Hub layout figured out yet, but now know that Jack's office isn't upstairs.
Warnings: none

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