Erotic Oddities Collection

[joolz]

 catspaw_sgjdhas inspired me to share some of my erotic oddities collection, because her teeny tiny sex toys are so awesome! 

Well endowed Tony the Italian Stallion is probably my favorite, followed closely by the Mardi Gras beads with the little penises.  If you squeeze the little balls, a gelatinous white string comes out the tip.  For real!  Who sits down and makes these things?  They should be given a medal. 

 

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[catspaw-sgjd.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, the beads are the star of the show ;-) Are those two pink dicks attached to them, or did you just display them like that for the sake of symmetry? *g* And what's that little titchy thing in the opened box? A ring? Is that a little figure I see there?

[joolz01.livejournal.com]

There are actually four little pink dicks on the string, the other two are farther up out the top of the picture. They are wonderful.

And the other thing, when closed, looks like a small wooden watermelon, for whatever reason someone would have a small, wooden watermelon. But if you lift the top off, there is fellatio. *g* Miniature painted clay figures getting busy.

I love this silly stuff!

[catspaw-sgjd.livejournal.com]

Miniature painted clay figures getting busy

::squints at screen:: Hee! So they are! I can just make that out when you say that :-) Two boys or one of each?

These are wonderful - I love them too :-D

[joolz01.livejournal.com]

It's one of each. I added a close up of the items in question to the original post. *snicker*

[catspaw-sgjd.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! Classic! The two little figures geting it on and this HUGE pink dick with a drip on the endpointing at them like the finger of dooom...

::dies::